Month: May 2009


“Ace Security, Dan speaking, how may I help you, please!” “Hi,” the feminine voice on the other end of the line answered, “My husband and I would like a security system installed in our home as quickly as possible, last night there was a prowler in our neighborhood, and we are pretty shook up about it, do you think you could come out today?!?” Her voice dripped with desperation, so Dan made an appointment to meet Mrs. Fortune later that afternoon. The address she gave was in a fairly new subdivision, but it was on the outskirts of town and a little isolated, so Dan could understand how someone could feel threatened in such a situation. As Dan’s van rolled down the Fortune’s street, he noted that all of the houses were new, and like most new developments there was a shortage of trees and sidewalks. Owning his own company, Dan was always on the lookout for new business, and if he could make a sale to the Fortunes, he had a great shot a picking up other homes in the area! He pulled in the driveway, and before he had even turned off the engine, Mrs. Fortune opened the front door and walked towards his truck and said, “I’m so glad you could make it,” while extending her hand, “I’m Miranda Fortune, come on in and let’s get started!”

At The Greek Festival

[ Story by Stiffy010 ([email protected]) ]

Your city has an annual Greek Festival with music, people dressed in traditional clothing doing Greek dances, food and beer booths, as well as lots of trinket and souvenir booths, amusement rides, and game booths featuring milk bottle throw, darts, pie throwing, etc. that were there to raise money for the church, it’s school, church charities and even the school athletic association.

Enjoying the afterglow of some roast lamb followed by baklava and washed down with several Greek beers and then a small glass of Ouzo you wander down the rows of booths stopping to try your hand at shooting at the moving ducks, playing Skee Ball, and throwing baseballs at milk bottles you knew were heavily weighted.

Finally, near the outer reaches of the festival area you stop at the pie throwing booth where a sign advertises that all proceeds go to the school athletic association to try your hand. A very attractive, dark haired and dark complexioned woman, who looked like she was of Greek extraction and in her early 40’s was serving as the target for a group of noisy adolescents who’d paid their 2 dollars for three pies.

Business Trip

[ Story by JR ]

I had just moved to Columbus, Ohio to become the manager of a chain restaurant. Being single and new to the area, I put all my energy into my work. I was fortunate to inherit a staff of very attractive women but they were taken. Since they worked for me, I didn’t want to sleep with any of them, but it was to flirt with them. As time went on I seemed to find a special chemistry with Marie, the banquet manager.

Marie was a gorgeous brunette with a great smile and brown eyes you can get lost in. She has a great body with D-cup breasts and long, sexy legs, what a combination! Unfortunately she was married, but I got to a point where I couldn’t get her off my mind.

The flirting at work got more intense and one night she invited me to a business dinner since her husband was out of town. I got the feeling this could be my own chance and I wasn’t going to blow it. After several glasses of wine, I convinced her to let me come to her house. We continued to drink more wine at her place and had a great time just talking.

Kitchen Gang Bang

[ Story by Wife Watcher ]

I was recently married to the loveliest 18 year old girl you could ever wish to meet. Our Honeymoon was a one week cruise and one week stay at a holiday resort. On the cruise we had become friendly with a middle-aged couple. The Maria was very friendly (they both were) but I suspected that Harry was lusting after my bride.

My wife would hear nothing said against them and readily accepted their invitation to visit them, as their home was only a couple of miles from our holiday hotel. We enjoyed a few days alone at the hotel and then it was time for the proposed visit.

The couple phoned us at the hotel and said that they where sorry but they had gotten their dates mixed up and where going to a party, so wouldn’t be at home but that we where quite welcome to go with them to the party. They knew that their friends would love to meet us. My wife was as pleased as punch to go to a party and meet new people.

The Divining Rod

Walter Jonas pulled his van into the lane leading to the Circle Double Bar Ranch and drove the quarter mile or so to the house that sat on a small rise at the end of the lane. The big red letters on the side of his truck told it all, WATER DIVINING, W.B. Jonas, Prop.! This was hot country, southern Texas, where the temperature could stay above 100 degree for weeks at a time, and where water was more valuable than oil, well, you can’t go that far, but it was pretty darn precious in its own way!!! Walter pulled his van to a stop and was ready to hop out when out of nowhere a giant sized German Shepard began circling his vehicle while making menacing sounds that indicated he had better stay put until help arrived!!! After blasting his horn a couple of times, a forty plus woman came out of the house and approached the van! Walter rolled down the driver’s side window and said, “Hi, I’m Walter Jonas, I was going to come ring your door, but the dog kinda gave me the shivers!!!” “Oh, don’t mind him,” she replied in a friendly voice, “old Bart wouldn’t hurt a fly, come on outta there and come on inside for some coffee, and by the way, I’m Vivan Danforth, but everyone just calls me Viv!!!”