I hate college, I hate everything to do with it, but I decided that what I wanted to be in life and all the opportunities I needed in life would come from going to college. It became very clear to me early on in life that I was the thinking type, so sports and military was out of the question. I was very lazy so that was even worst, but the only thing that made me want to go out and do things (other than pussy) was computers. I worship computers, more importantly the programs that run them, so that is what I decided to do. And don’t get me wrong, I was going to a great tech school. It was credited and all, and all of my teachers where great, except one.
Her name was Niko Mishishima. As you can tell by the name she was Asian, and she was my main teacher. She was the teacher that taught all the 0s and 1s of the computer programming world. And she was a total ass. Don’t get me wrong, she was a work of beauty. She was skinny, almost to the point of anorexia, but had a c cup. They were nice to look at, and she didn’t hesitate to show either. She had a small ass, which really made her look like she could fall forward at any moment, but what made her special, was my fetish for Asian women. Oh yeah I love them to death. She, though, could drive that fantasy dead. She always got on my ass about being lazy. She called me the future pizza delivery boy. Ah man could she get under my skin. And she always expects me to volunteer for shit. Who wants to answer the question, ha it was me, even if I didn’t raise my hand or if I was looking at the wall, I would still get called on. And every paper I turned in I expected a B. It could be perfect, it could have been written by god, it would still get a B, and to make things worst, I was still a virgin, don’t laugh, so I was always full of frustration.
One day in class I got really beside myself, and when she asked me a question I decided to be a smart ass and told her to figure it out on her own. This did not go unnoticed by her, and she quickly reprimanded me. She actually stopped class, told everyone to take out a book and study. Then she called me into her office. While she was ripping me a new one with English and Asian words, her phone rang. She was so pissed off, that she just let the answering machine get it. It was kind of old, so it played so you could here the massage.
It was her boyfriend, I never met the guy, and he told her over the phone that he just wasn’t happy with her, and that he had been sleeping with 2 other women for the past 3 months. Oh man I couldn’t help but feel good inside. This bitch was getting her just desserts, and I loved it. She yelled at the answering machine with words that were foreign, and just sounded like they weren’t pleasant, then she remembered me in the room. The look of embarrassment was all over her face. She couldn’t hide it and with that I walked out the office as if I was king of the world. The following week she didn’t bother me at all, as a matter of fact life was going good. She stopped dressing sexy though, she started wearing full dresses, and pants that didn’t show shape at all, and I guess she just gave up on herself.